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“You’re always full of inner rage.”
Thanks mikeyion. Your face is full of inner rage.
lunchtime, feed that bitch.
Eel Slap!
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Giant frenchie! Lord of the beach!
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SURPRISE, CARLA. I’M NOT BAILEY AT ALL. I’M YOUR HUSBAND, DAVE, AND IF YOU LOOK BEHIND THAT TREE YOU’LL SEE TWO CAMERAMEN AND JOEY GRECO.
YOU’RE A CHEATER, CARLA, AND I WANT A DIVORCE.
